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"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay, honey " he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."